Donald Trump: Make me ambassador to Brazil

Hello President-elect Trump, you may reemember me, Matt Love, from such previous MoveOn.Org petitions as "Make Matt Love The New Pope of the Catholic Church" and "Have Matt Love Perform At The Superbowl (2015)." While those worthy efforts were unsuccessful, I am certain of victory this time, as apparently nobody aside from Kid Rock and Ted Nugent wants to perform at your inaugeration, and you have resorted to offering Ambassadorships to performers. I am here to offer my services. I think this is an ideal win/win situation; I will have the opportunity to spend more time in Brazil, and you will enjoy the favorability with the youth market that an association with me is bound to bring.