PDE5 Inhibitors Must Be Sold With Contraceptives

Whereas PDE5 inhibitors (e.g. Cialis, Viagra and Levitra) are clearly sold for the purpose of fornication, that is, sex that is not for procreation,

And

Whereas if God did wanted you to have kids, he would not have given you erectile dysfunction,

And

Whereas the Supreme Court does see fit to allow bosses not to includie contraceptives and whatever they see as blasphemous in employee insurance plans,

Be it resolved, PDE5 inhibitors shall be required to be sold with contraceptives, the choice of which is up to the buyer or the insurance holder,

At penalty of post-partum abortion.