To: Richmond City Council, Downtown Richmond Community, Rich people, and Drunk people

Time to Change the name "Shockoe Bottom" to "ShoLo Bomba"

Let's merge with the 21st Century by renaming the past!

Why is this important?

I have been personally affected by the name Shockoe Bottom all my life. It's so sexually charged and hard to pronounce. Say it a few times really fast. See what I mean? So sexual. So difficult. It's time to change this. Are you with me, Richmond?!